1. bewilden:

    fileformat:

    how are these people not dead

    Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

    (via anothercleverjedimindtrick)

     
  2. daddyleglongs:

    I DONT FUCKING GET IT. HOW IN THE FUCK IS THIS AN ADAM SANDLER MEME? HE NEVER SAID THAT.

    IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE HIM SAYING IT? OR AM I SUPPOSED TO READ IT IN HIS VOICE? THIS SHIT MAKES ME SO MAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    (via championofallregions)

     
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  5. officialfrenchtoast:

    welcome to the real world kid

    (via thefuuuucomics)

     
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  7. fortiituude:

    i’m sorry i get sad a lot but my heart is so sore and my bones are aching and i’m not sure who i am anymore all i know is your soul has entered mine and you are a part of me but i am not a part of you

    (via atrously)

     
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  10. soloontherocks:

    luxtempestas:

    OKAY SO MY MOM REALLY LOVES OLAF HES LIKE HER FAVOURITE FICTIONAL CHARACTER NOW AND IT SNOWED SOME GOOD PACKING SNOW TODAY AND SHE ASKED IF I WANTED TO BUILD HIM ONCE WE SHOVELED SO WE FUCKIGN DID.

    the prince is awake

    your shit is wrecked.

    do you want to build a motherfucking snowman

    (via chunkycreeperprincess)

     
  11. delete-ur-blog:

    it’s past tents

    (Source: southmost, via chunkycreeperprincess)

     
  12. so-personal:

    everything personal♡

    (Source: nightmare-endless, via star-l-life)

     
  13. thecatsmeow90:

    Working on my paper is hard on both of us.

    (via thefuuuucomics)

     

  14. h0odrich:

    is it rude to ask for ur virginity back??

    (via thefuuuucomics)

     
  15. (Source: plutojonze, via star-l-life)